If I were doing this for real, this page would simply be an orientation, maybe something as follows:

Hello, and welcome to Sample 101: How to Set Up Your Canvas. This is an introductory course about setting up your Canvas page and I want to take a few seconds to orient you to this Canvas so you can quickly find what you're looking for.

Canvas is set up as "modules" that contain information like pages, links, and other content, as well as assignments, quizzes, etc. I've taken a lot of time to make the modules organized and flow like the course, so what you'll find for this course is that the modules are placed in the order we'll go through them in class, and everything needed for that module is contained within it. Because I know how much students worry about exams, I've organized the modules by what will be included on each exam, so the first module is everything that's included on the first exam, the second module is all of exam #2's stuff, etc.

This "start here" module contains this introductory material, information about me, my office location and ways to contact me, office hours, the Syllabus, etc.

From here, either click the "next" button right below this, or go back to Modules to see more options.